North Korea Collects Toilet Paper and All Other Biological Waste from Kim Jong-un During Summit Trip
With someone as unhealthy looking as Kim Jong-un this probably a prudent thing to do:
Former South Korean Unification Minister Jeong Se-hyun also said her holding the ashtray was “normal.”
Korea Herald
“It is more natural for Kim’s sister to hold the ashtray than for others to do it. If it was another person, it could be interpreted as trying to flatter the leader,” Jeong said in a radio interview Wednesday.
Pundits say it is very important for the North to limit access to anything that could possibly reveal information about Kim’s health, and that collecting the cigarette butts is an important task. According to sources, North Korea is making sure to collect everything that Kim has used, such as tissues and towels. Kim is also said to bring along his own toilet when he travels.
None of us has to collect, protect, and transport Kim Fatty’s biological wastes, so I don’t want to hear anyone complaining about their job, okay?
The pun is out there and is soooo ripe (another pun) that I just have to use it…What a shitty job that must be!
Besides, the NKs wouldn’t want anyone to know that fatty Kim has gout, diabetes, and a fatty liver from all his drinking. Plus, in today’s world, someone could conceivably take one of his cigarette butts, extract the DNA and clone him. Hehehehe.
Commie Moon wishes this could be his job for his one, true love.
Tim, the cloning was my first thought as well….
Waste of a good cloning spot on Fatty III.
Seriously… his voice… sounds like 80 years old. Really unappealing. Must be all that drinking and smoking and binge eating like a pig.
LIMERICK
It would be a bit of surprise
if they clone what his anus supplies.
They can take bio mass
from the crack of his ass
but there are no cloning vats of that size.