Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I On a very legal patch of land, We drew a brand-new line, With a Sharpie and a master plan Scribbled out in wine. No more forms, no more experts, No more facts to check, Just vibes, resolve, and confidence And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud! The greatest, some have said, A perfect nation, huge and strong, At least inside our head. We’re winning big, we always were, Despite what maps may show, Setnaffaria marches on In tweets and overflow.
Verse II With trusted friends from far away Who swear they mean us well, They loan us tanks and talking points And promise not to tell. From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods, Such generous advice! They say our freedom’s very real (Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new! Uncancelled, free, and loud, A nation built on grievances And feelings deeply proud. We’ve got the best beliefs around, The strongest truths by far, Setnaffaria shines so bright It blinds the fact-check czar.
Bridge We love free speech so very much We shout it into law, Unless you disagree with us, Then that’s a serious flaw. Courts are fake, but justice real, As long as we agree, And every loss is rigged, of course— Except our victories.
Final Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer! Salute the chosen few, Where loyalty is currency And facts are optional too. So raise the flag (design TBD), And sing both near and far, Setnaffaria forever reigns— The best that never was.
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It’s time again to remind ourselves of the Articles of Setnaffarism™.
Article 1 The only truth is the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™. Everything else is not true, and should not be believed. Article 2 Should others present facts that do not fit with the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™ fight vigorously against it. For if the others look over the facts and find them to be true, it will show that the world that exists only in in the world of Setnaffarism™ is not true and that the ideals of Setnaffarism™ are a sham. If necessary, call those who present the facts, “Communists” and “leftists”, and carry out vigorous personal attacks, if this helps to discredit them.
Article 3 The use of sockpuppets to inflate numbers is the key to our winning strategy. It is imperative that sockpuppets be created in order to give the illusion that the opposition is outnumbered and being attacked from all sides. Mixture of mentally deranged and mentally normal sockpuppets for balance and variety is recommended. Article 4 It is imperative that the USFK stay in South Korea forever. Oppose any efforts by the “leftists” to reduce the personnel and assets of the USFK even if those personnel and assets are not needed. Support the Korean right wing and make every efforts to increase the personnel and assets of the USFK regardless of whether they are needed or not. Article 5 It does not matter whether the Korean right are inept and corrupt, as long as they support keeping the USFK in Korea, forever. Give them your full support and look the other way when allegations of incompetence and corruption come against them. However, when it comes to “leftists” do your utmost to criticize and discredit them, since they do not support keeping the USFK in Korea forever.
Article 6 The true leader of the Americans are Xi Ji Ping and Vladimir Putin. They will herald a new era for us by turning America into the perfect world for us. Do what is needed to support them,even if it means committing high treason against the United States.
Article 7 Invoke God whenever you can. Ask for and receive his forgiveness, so that you may sin again. After sinning, make sure to ask for and receive his forgiveness again.
Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I
On a very legal patch of land,
We drew a brand-new line,
With a Sharpie and a master plan
Scribbled out in wine.
No more forms, no more experts,
No more facts to check,
Just vibes, resolve, and confidence
And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud!
The greatest, some have said,
A perfect nation, huge and strong,
At least inside our head.
We’re winning big, we always were,
Despite what maps may show,
Setnaffaria marches on
In tweets and overflow.
Verse II
With trusted friends from far away
Who swear they mean us well,
They loan us tanks and talking points
And promise not to tell.
From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods,
Such generous advice!
They say our freedom’s very real
(Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new!
Uncancelled, free, and loud,
A nation built on grievances
And feelings deeply proud.
We’ve got the best beliefs around,
The strongest truths by far,
Setnaffaria shines so bright
It blinds the fact-check czar.
Bridge
We love free speech so very much
We shout it into law,
Unless you disagree with us,
Then that’s a serious flaw.
Courts are fake, but justice real,
As long as we agree,
And every loss is rigged, of course—
Except our victories.
Final Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer!
Salute the chosen few,
Where loyalty is currency
And facts are optional too.
So raise the flag (design TBD),
And sing both near and far,
Setnaffaria forever reigns—
The best that never was.
It’s time again to remind ourselves of the Articles of Setnaffarism™.
Article 1
The only truth is the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™. Everything else is not true, and should not be believed.
Article 2
Should others present facts that do not fit with the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™ fight vigorously against it.
For if the others look over the facts and find them to be true, it will show that the world that exists only in in the world of Setnaffarism™ is not true and that the ideals of Setnaffarism™ are a sham.
If necessary, call those who present the facts, “Communists” and “leftists”, and carry out vigorous personal attacks, if this helps to discredit them.
Article 3
The use of sockpuppets to inflate numbers is the key to our winning strategy. It is imperative that sockpuppets be created in order to give the illusion that the opposition is outnumbered and being attacked from all sides. Mixture of mentally deranged and mentally normal sockpuppets for balance and variety is recommended.
Article 4
It is imperative that the USFK stay in South Korea forever.
Oppose any efforts by the “leftists” to reduce the personnel and assets of the USFK even if those personnel and assets are not needed.
Support the Korean right wing and make every efforts to increase the personnel and assets of the USFK regardless of whether they are needed or not.
Article 5
It does not matter whether the Korean right are inept and corrupt, as long as they support keeping the USFK in Korea, forever.
Give them your full support and look the other way when allegations of incompetence and corruption come against them.
However, when it comes to “leftists” do your utmost to criticize and discredit them, since they do not support keeping the USFK in Korea forever.
Article 6
The true leader of the Americans are Xi Ji Ping and Vladimir Putin.
They will herald a new era for us by turning America into the perfect world for us. Do what is needed to support them,even if it means committing high treason against the United States.
Article 7
Invoke God whenever you can.
Ask for and receive his forgiveness, so that you may sin again.
After sinning, make sure to ask for and receive his forgiveness again.