Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I On a very legal patch of land, We drew a brand-new line, With a Sharpie and a master plan Scribbled out in wine. No more forms, no more experts, No more facts to check, Just vibes, resolve, and confidence And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud! The greatest, some have said, A perfect nation, huge and strong, At least inside our head. We’re winning big, we always were, Despite what maps may show, Setnaffaria marches on In tweets and overflow.  Verse II With trusted friends from far away Who swear they mean us well, They loan us tanks and talking points And promise not to tell. From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods, Such generous advice! They say our freedom’s very real (Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)  Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new! Uncancelled, free, and loud, A nation built on grievances And feelings deeply proud. We’ve got the best beliefs around, The strongest truths by far, Setnaffaria shines so bright It blinds the fact-check czar.  Bridge We love free speech so very much We shout it into law, Unless you disagree with us, Then that’s a serious flaw. Courts are fake, but justice real, As long as we agree, And every loss is rigged, of course— Except our victories.  Final Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer! Salute the chosen few, Where loyalty is currency And facts are optional too. So raise the flag (design TBD), And sing both near and far, Setnaffaria forever reigns— The best that never was.
ChickenHead
1 month ago
Come on, man! Get with the times.
That is the OLD national anthem of the People’s Republic of Setnaffariastan.
Since the revolution, the Federation of Setnaffian States has a new song.
I’d start singing the right tune, if I were you.
The arm of FSS secret police is very long and very, very brutal.
Or you can explain to the men in balaclavas that sustained sèxual violence is not conducive to proper musical expression.
GrayBlack
1 month ago
The brain is similar to muscle. Using it strengthens it. Outsourcing thinking with AI slop has had deleterious effects. KP keeps getting dumber.
setnaffa
1 month ago
To be fair, GrayBlack, the Korea Things didn’t start with much…
ChickenHead
1 month ago
I always get a kick out of Trump’s strategy.
He explains what he is going to do.
He does it.
Everybody has the expression of a carp and claims Trump is crazy, impulsive, and erratic.
We live in a time where politicians lie so much that telling the truth makes them unpredictable.
Anyway Iran didn’t learn from the first bombing run or from Venezuela. They continued to FAFO.
It is too early to gloat, as maybe all the stealth bombers will get shot down and all the aircraft carriers sunk.
…but probably not.
How nobody saw this coming is beyond me.
ChickenHead
1 month ago
PRESIDENT TRUMP TO IRANIAN PEOPLE — ‘I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand. When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be probably your only chance for generations. For many years, you have asked for America’s help, but you never got it. No president was willing to do what I am willing to do. Now you have a president who is giving you what you want. So let’s see how you respond. This is the moment for action. Do not let it pass.’
America is doing its part.
Let’s see what the Iranian people are made of.
ChickenHead
1 month ago
If you look at every issue, ideology, and person the left supports, it becomes clear they are insane.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of crazy people.
Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I
On a very legal patch of land,
We drew a brand-new line,
With a Sharpie and a master plan
Scribbled out in wine.
No more forms, no more experts,
No more facts to check,
Just vibes, resolve, and confidence
And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud!
The greatest, some have said,
A perfect nation, huge and strong,
At least inside our head.
We’re winning big, we always were,
Despite what maps may show,
Setnaffaria marches on
In tweets and overflow.

Verse II
With trusted friends from far away
Who swear they mean us well,
They loan us tanks and talking points
And promise not to tell.
From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods,
Such generous advice!
They say our freedom’s very real
(Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)

Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new!
Uncancelled, free, and loud,
A nation built on grievances
And feelings deeply proud.
We’ve got the best beliefs around,
The strongest truths by far,
Setnaffaria shines so bright
It blinds the fact-check czar.

Bridge
We love free speech so very much
We shout it into law,
Unless you disagree with us,
Then that’s a serious flaw.
Courts are fake, but justice real,
As long as we agree,
And every loss is rigged, of course—
Except our victories.

Final Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer!
Salute the chosen few,
Where loyalty is currency
And facts are optional too.
So raise the flag (design TBD),
And sing both near and far,
Setnaffaria forever reigns—
The best that never was.
Come on, man! Get with the times.
That is the OLD national anthem of the People’s Republic of Setnaffariastan.
Since the revolution, the Federation of Setnaffian States has a new song.
I’d start singing the right tune, if I were you.
The arm of FSS secret police is very long and very, very brutal.
Or you can explain to the men in balaclavas that sustained sèxual violence is not conducive to proper musical expression.
The brain is similar to muscle. Using it strengthens it. Outsourcing thinking with AI slop has had deleterious effects. KP keeps getting dumber.
To be fair, GrayBlack, the Korea Things didn’t start with much…
I always get a kick out of Trump’s strategy.
He explains what he is going to do.
He does it.
Everybody has the expression of a carp and claims Trump is crazy, impulsive, and erratic.
We live in a time where politicians lie so much that telling the truth makes them unpredictable.
Anyway Iran didn’t learn from the first bombing run or from Venezuela. They continued to FAFO.
It is too early to gloat, as maybe all the stealth bombers will get shot down and all the aircraft carriers sunk.
…but probably not.
How nobody saw this coming is beyond me.
PRESIDENT TRUMP TO IRANIAN PEOPLE — ‘I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand. When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be probably your only chance for generations. For many years, you have asked for America’s help, but you never got it. No president was willing to do what I am willing to do. Now you have a president who is giving you what you want. So let’s see how you respond. This is the moment for action. Do not let it pass.’
America is doing its part.
Let’s see what the Iranian people are made of.
If you look at every issue, ideology, and person the left supports, it becomes clear they are insane.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of crazy people.
Libtardation, if nothing else, is predictable.