Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I On a very legal patch of land, We drew a brand-new line, With a Sharpie and a master plan Scribbled out in wine. No more forms, no more experts, No more facts to check, Just vibes, resolve, and confidence And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud! The greatest, some have said, A perfect nation, huge and strong, At least inside our head. We’re winning big, we always were, Despite what maps may show, Setnaffaria marches on In tweets and overflow.
Verse II With trusted friends from far away Who swear they mean us well, They loan us tanks and talking points And promise not to tell. From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods, Such generous advice! They say our freedom’s very real (Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new! Uncancelled, free, and loud, A nation built on grievances And feelings deeply proud. We’ve got the best beliefs around, The strongest truths by far, Setnaffaria shines so bright It blinds the fact-check czar.
Bridge We love free speech so very much We shout it into law, Unless you disagree with us, Then that’s a serious flaw. Courts are fake, but justice real, As long as we agree, And every loss is rigged, of course— Except our victories.
Final Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer! Salute the chosen few, Where loyalty is currency And facts are optional too. So raise the flag (design TBD), And sing both near and far, Setnaffaria forever reigns— The best that never was.
setnaffa
3 months ago
Well, it’s obvious he’s never been. He never once mentioned crab grass, fire ants, property taxes, brisket, ribs, or range time.
ChickenHead
3 months ago
ChatGPT, give me some AI slop in the form of a national anthem that nobody will read which makes me look stupid AND lazy.
Stephen
3 months ago
Seems an accurate rendition.
Of course, I’ve never been to Setnaffaria, it being out of this world, existing inside a bot farm.
With multiple daily transmissions to Planet Earth from setnaffa.
I wonder if the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists in Setnaffaria.
Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez won a Nobel Prize in Literature for his books on magical thinking.
And CH is rooting hard every day for setnaffa to be awarded the next Nobel Prize for magical thinking.
If setnaffa does win a Nobel Prize, he can put it on his mantelpiece next to the award he was given by Korean Person: The Peninsular Boot up the Proverbial.
setnaffa
3 months ago
I heard setnaffa actually has >100 books published… And makes more from Amazon than from clicks on either X or YouTube.
And even my rendition of CH’s song made more money than you trolls will make this month…
Stephen
3 months ago
Top title on Amazon for setnaffa: How to run a bot farm from yer mom’s basement.
Last edited 3 months ago by Stephen
setnaffa
3 months ago
Naw… it was a book on how I met yer mom…
Sold like hotcakes…
Steph
3 months ago
No
Last edited 3 months ago by Steph
GrayBlack
3 months ago
Elders, please grant this miserable bachelor wisdom.
I have 6 months at my current location to find a wife. Advice?
One of my relatives went to a Korean Church with a dossier of his specs and presented it to a Church Elder. It worked for him. This seems a bit unusual, but if it works…
ChickenHead
3 months ago
“Elders, please grant this miserable bachelor wisdom.”
It is better to be a miserable bachelor than a miserable husband.
Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I
On a very legal patch of land,
We drew a brand-new line,
With a Sharpie and a master plan
Scribbled out in wine.
No more forms, no more experts,
No more facts to check,
Just vibes, resolve, and confidence
And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud!
The greatest, some have said,
A perfect nation, huge and strong,
At least inside our head.
We’re winning big, we always were,
Despite what maps may show,
Setnaffaria marches on
In tweets and overflow.
Verse II
With trusted friends from far away
Who swear they mean us well,
They loan us tanks and talking points
And promise not to tell.
From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods,
Such generous advice!
They say our freedom’s very real
(Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new!
Uncancelled, free, and loud,
A nation built on grievances
And feelings deeply proud.
We’ve got the best beliefs around,
The strongest truths by far,
Setnaffaria shines so bright
It blinds the fact-check czar.
Bridge
We love free speech so very much
We shout it into law,
Unless you disagree with us,
Then that’s a serious flaw.
Courts are fake, but justice real,
As long as we agree,
And every loss is rigged, of course—
Except our victories.
Final Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer!
Salute the chosen few,
Where loyalty is currency
And facts are optional too.
So raise the flag (design TBD),
And sing both near and far,
Setnaffaria forever reigns—
The best that never was.
Well, it’s obvious he’s never been. He never once mentioned crab grass, fire ants, property taxes, brisket, ribs, or range time.
ChatGPT, give me some AI slop in the form of a national anthem that nobody will read which makes me look stupid AND lazy.
Seems an accurate rendition.
Of course, I’ve never been to Setnaffaria, it being out of this world, existing inside a bot farm.
With multiple daily transmissions to Planet Earth from setnaffa.
I wonder if the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists in Setnaffaria.
Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez won a Nobel Prize in Literature for his books on magical thinking.
And CH is rooting hard every day for setnaffa to be awarded the next Nobel Prize for magical thinking.
If setnaffa does win a Nobel Prize, he can put it on his mantelpiece next to the award he was given by Korean Person: The Peninsular Boot up the Proverbial.
I heard setnaffa actually has >100 books published… And makes more from Amazon than from clicks on either X or YouTube.
And even my rendition of CH’s song made more money than you trolls will make this month…
Top title on Amazon for setnaffa: How to run a bot farm from yer mom’s basement.
Naw… it was a book on how I met yer mom…
Sold like hotcakes…
No
Elders, please grant this miserable bachelor wisdom.
I have 6 months at my current location to find a wife. Advice?
One of my relatives went to a Korean Church with a dossier of his specs and presented it to a Church Elder. It worked for him. This seems a bit unusual, but if it works…
“Elders, please grant this miserable bachelor wisdom.”
It is better to be a miserable bachelor than a miserable husband.