“Thank you for calling 1338, what would you like to report?”
“So, the sign said to report people, explosives, or objects that may have crossed the border, and I was just wondering if a bird is an object or not.”
“Well, sir, it depends. Did it have fixed wings, a blue paintjob, any protruding sensors or lenses, and make sounds more like a blender than a sparrow?”
“No, it looked and sounded like a regular bird. Hang on. Let me ask this fellow climbing over the fence with a sack of hand grenades what he thinks.”
Yes, Korea is a wonderful place.
And yes, there are bad people in every country.
It’s a sad reality.
“Thank you for calling 1338, what would you like to report?”
“So, the sign said to report people, explosives, or objects that may have crossed the border, and I was just wondering if a bird is an object or not.”
“Well, sir, it depends. Did it have fixed wings, a blue paintjob, any protruding sensors or lenses, and make sounds more like a blender than a sparrow?”
“No, it looked and sounded like a regular bird. Hang on. Let me ask this fellow climbing over the fence with a sack of hand grenades what he thinks.”
Plot Twist:
Plot Twist 2: In China birds really are not real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fhsHoXXRt8
also v=rZGXO5Aln9w