Oh. Wait. That’s the chicken/road joke. Sorry about that.
In my notes it says he was doing the “Instagram DMZ Challenge”; but that’s more silly than the “Powdered Cinnamon”, “Tide Pod”, or “Air Bag” challenges, so it must be something else.
ChickenHead
2 years ago
Drat… beat me to it.
Guess I will have to go with “he had his dìck stuck in the chicken”.
But there’s one hole in that theory. It’s only been a year since his defection to the South. When defectors arrive in South Korea, they are kept for about a month at the NIS, to process them and determine their identity, and to find out if they really are NK defectors. Then they are transferred to Hanawon – a settlement camp where they are kept for 6 months to be given basic training on how to live in South Korea. That means the man has been out in South Korean society for less than 6 months. The defectors are given subsidized rental apartments, and settlement money in installments, plus basic social welfare support. How does anyone figure that “he had a difficult life” when he has barely started his new life in South Korea? If anyone can’t hack 6 months doing janitorial work, then they should be allowed to apply to go back to North Korea and walk across the border, instead of sneaking through the DMZ.
setnaffa
2 years ago
How many boxes of Chocopies was he smuggling back north?
Or lists of other defectors. Or secrets. Or whatever.
I am sorry if he was just having a difficult time adjusting; but maybe the problem was more about being recognized as a Party apparatchik? Freudian slip? Too often singing Juche hymns?
I hope he ends up okay; but he may have cost the lives of the people who helped him and others escape.
Why Did the Defector Cross the DMZ?
To get to the other side.
Oh. Wait. That’s the chicken/road joke. Sorry about that.
In my notes it says he was doing the “Instagram DMZ Challenge”; but that’s more silly than the “Powdered Cinnamon”, “Tide Pod”, or “Air Bag” challenges, so it must be something else.
Drat… beat me to it.
Guess I will have to go with “he had his dìck stuck in the chicken”.
According to the Korean press:
He had a difficult life in South Korea
But there’s one hole in that theory. It’s only been a year since his defection to the South. When defectors arrive in South Korea, they are kept for about a month at the NIS, to process them and determine their identity, and to find out if they really are NK defectors. Then they are transferred to Hanawon – a settlement camp where they are kept for 6 months to be given basic training on how to live in South Korea. That means the man has been out in South Korean society for less than 6 months. The defectors are given subsidized rental apartments, and settlement money in installments, plus basic social welfare support. How does anyone figure that “he had a difficult life” when he has barely started his new life in South Korea? If anyone can’t hack 6 months doing janitorial work, then they should be allowed to apply to go back to North Korea and walk across the border, instead of sneaking through the DMZ.
How many boxes of Chocopies was he smuggling back north?
Or lists of other defectors. Or secrets. Or whatever.
I am sorry if he was just having a difficult time adjusting; but maybe the problem was more about being recognized as a Party apparatchik? Freudian slip? Too often singing Juche hymns?
I hope he ends up okay; but he may have cost the lives of the people who helped him and others escape.