Picture of the Day: Islamic Event Leads to Cluster Infection in Cheongju

This photo, provided by a reader on Aug. 5, 2020, shows an Islamic religious assembly held in Cheongju, 137 kilometers south of Seoul, on July 31. Six Uzbekistanis tested positive for COVID-19 after attending the event. (PHOTO NOT FOR SALE) (Yonhap)


Six people sick is a “Cluster Infection”? Were the six tested before the event?
This smells like something I stepped in once, crossing a pasture at a dairy farm…
What’s that big wooden contraption?
It’s a bit high to be practical but it looks like the kind of thing you would make an infidel step up and put their neck on with a table to catch the head.
How does it go?
1 Muslim – nice guy
10 Muslims – great food and hospitality, though would have been more fun with beer
100 Muslims – they do their own thing and I don’t feel welcome
1000 Muslims – that area is a bit of a no-go zone
10000 Muslims – they constantly complain about my culture. Politicians are afraid to show any support of alcohol, flags, art, Christianity, speech, etc. They are even torn over issues like women’s rights and gay marriage… worried sick they will be branded some kind of phobe after the discovery of an even more disadvantage and marginalized group in the race to be Moar Woke.
100000 Muslims – between the stabbings, acid attacks, and child sèx trafficking gangs, it’s time to move to one of those Aryan Nation compounds where 10% are hillbillies too stupid to live; only fantasizing about all the violence they are going to do to the inferior races, while the other 90% are safe to be around because they are FBI informants of some sort.
At least it didn’t happen in Seoul.
CH, you ought to be writing for the Babylon Bee. Your grasp of parody and satire is amazing!
Just because you’re 100% accurate does not take away from your witty repartee…
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J6, you man “yet”, right?
Parody? Satire? I don’t understand.
CH, it’s the idea that as much as 10% of those Aryan Nation groups are actual non-FBI bigots…
No one dare write like Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”, as there would be a rush to eat dead babies… Leftists can’t distinguish between fantasy and reality. And they often say the quiet part out loud…