Tweet of the Day: The Cookie Monster Wants Your Knives
Meanwhile in the UK:
Think of all the Victorian disembowelings that could have been prevented, had Jack the Ripper been confronted by the persuasive powers of Cookie Monster pic.twitter.com/z01pp2NPtY
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 11, 2018
One of the photos of “weapons” collected included a file, two screwdrivers, a pair of scissors, and two pair of pliers, as if the police had busted an electrician…
https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/974645778558980096/photo/1?tfw_site=realDailyWire&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailywire.com%2Fnews%2F29224%2Fheres-what-london-police-recovered-weapons-sweep-paul-bois
Back off Cookie monster!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lol-crab-wvWMl2iKkEGre
I’ll try that again…
via GIPHY
Scissors are a dumb weapon. What if they have rocks?
What if they’re armed with a banana?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM
The Swiss Army just hit the top of the list of International Arms Dealers!
http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2016/02/17
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“Scissors are a dumb weapon. What if they have rocks?”
That’s why you always carry your papers.
We knew it! CH for the win.
“Only Cowards Carry (knives)”
Well said, Essex.
…because if you carry a gun, you ain’t afraid of jack shit.
That’s the way the cookie crumbles. š
In England yhey call cookies biscuits… truly a messed up little island…
That would mean this isn’t the cookie monster but the biscuit monster.
Makes more sense now as a mascot.
Must’ve kneaded the dough.
(nyuck, nyuck, nyuck)
“In England yhey call cookies biscuits”
I daresay the Biscuit Monster sounds right proper, it does.
It certainly does explain why he hates knives. They might be used for spreading marmite instead of jam.