Tweet of the Day: Russian Spies Hacked Winter Olympics

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J6Junkie
J6Junkie
6 years ago

I love how they framed Fatty’s gang up North for it.

C̣̣͉̼̰̥͋͐̃͐ͫh̪͈͈ͬ͋̉̉̒ͯͅi̲̭͓̙̦̘̮ͥ͛ͨ̒̐c̣͇͓̘̒ͥ̎ͪ̈̉͑̍̿ḳ̤͈̻̎̋̅̈́͛e͎͎̖̩̠̥͈̜͂̑͑͒̆͗n̺̙̟̗̻̬̝͗̌̌̈̏ͦ̑H͉̣͚̩̿̉ͥ̍́ë͖̞͈̐ͣa̼̘ͧͧd͙̤̒́
C̣̣͉̼̰̥͋͐̃͐ͫh̪͈͈ͬ͋̉̉̒ͯͅi̲̭͓̙̦̘̮ͥ͛ͨ̒̐c̣͇͓̘̒ͥ̎ͪ̈̉͑̍̿ḳ̤͈̻̎̋̅̈́͛e͎͎̖̩̠̥͈̜͂̑͑͒̆͗n̺̙̟̗̻̬̝͗̌̌̈̏ͦ̑H͉̣͚̩̿̉ͥ̍́ë͖̞͈̐ͣa̼̘ͧͧd͙̤̒́
6 years ago

“Analysts surmise the disruption was retaliation against the International Olympic Committee for banning the Russian team from the Winter Games due to doping violations.”

What is a “doping violation”?

The Olympics are about as exciting as watching a bunch of amateur athletes.

I want to see some real freaks of nature… the best chemically enhanced and surgically augmented neosapian chimeras the wondrous relics of advanced Soviet biotechnology can brew up and excrete upon the world.

I long for the days of East German swimmers and Russian weightlifters powering their way to glorious victory… instead of these emasculating drug tests weakening the species and killing true competition.

Russia! Don’t change! Create the best athletes mankind has ever seen and destroy those who stand in your way!

setnaffa
setnaffa
6 years ago

Yeah, CH, because the Soviets were the top of the pyramid… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaibakh_massacre

Flyingsword
Flyingsword
6 years ago

Well the Russian curler was on performance enhancing drugs and only got bronze….for a minute. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2760813-russian-curlers-to-give-back-bronze-olympic-medals-after-positive-doping-test

setnaffa
setnaffa
6 years ago

Meanwhile in Texas, a girl (trying to become a boy) won the State Wrestling contest for girls even though she is taking testosterone…

Flyingsword
Flyingsword
6 years ago

A world gone mad….

C̣̣͉̼̰̥͋͐̃͐ͫh̪͈͈ͬ͋̉̉̒ͯͅi̲̭͓̙̦̘̮ͥ͛ͨ̒̐c̣͇͓̘̒ͥ̎ͪ̈̉͑̍̿ḳ̤͈̻̎̋̅̈́͛e͎͎̖̩̠̥͈̜͂̑͑͒̆͗n̺̙̟̗̻̬̝͗̌̌̈̏ͦ̑H͉̣͚̩̿̉ͥ̍́ë͖̞͈̐ͣa̼̘ͧͧd͙̤̒́
C̣̣͉̼̰̥͋͐̃͐ͫh̪͈͈ͬ͋̉̉̒ͯͅi̲̭͓̙̦̘̮ͥ͛ͨ̒̐c̣͇͓̘̒ͥ̎ͪ̈̉͑̍̿ḳ̤͈̻̎̋̅̈́͛e͎͎̖̩̠̥͈̜͂̑͑͒̆͗n̺̙̟̗̻̬̝͗̌̌̈̏ͦ̑H͉̣͚̩̿̉ͥ̍́ë͖̞͈̐ͣa̼̘ͧͧd͙̤̒́
6 years ago

Kennedy told Khrushchev, “Your grandchildren will live under capitalism!”

And Khrushchev replied to Kennedy, “Your grandchildren will live under communism!”

And they were both right.

Bonus: With the fall of the Berlin wall, American girls’ high school wrestling is all I have left.

I use the term “girl” as a placemarker.

setnaffa
setnaffa
6 years ago

CH is right on target. It’s best not to assume genders anymore… 😛

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