Picture of the Day: Korea’s Jacked Jesus Statue

Graphic depiction and recreations of Jesus Christ have always portrayed the son of God as a thin but shredded deity.

In this depiction of God on Earth, Jesus is swole as HELL. Art is up for interpretation but it’s easy to interpret that this statue’s creator imaged that Jesus spent his time pumping iron as preaching.

As one IMGUR commentor put it — “And verily did Jesus lift on every day; and lo, he skippeth not leg day. And there was much rejoicing and yelling of ‘bro!’.”  [Brobible via  reader tip]

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setnaffa
setnaffa
8 years ago

Where is it?

MTB Rider
8 years ago

Leave the location unknown for a future Korea Finder!

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
8 years ago

Obviously the work of Greg Glassman.

Mememe
Mememe
8 years ago

Its like the owner of that statue went up to a stonesmith and was like
“yo, i need a statue of Jesus for my congregation”
“no worries bro, i have just the statue for you”

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
8 years ago

It is much more convincing when he says…

…”I’ll be back.”

Liz
Liz
8 years ago

“I’ll be back”
gets my vote for best caption of this imagine. 🙂

setnaffa
setnaffa
8 years ago

Since it’s got Chinese characters, not Korean, and there is no location given…

Can anyone here read/translate?

setnaffa
setnaffa
8 years ago

Actually, my wife says that is Korean… 😳 😳 😳

MTB Rider
8 years ago

I found the location, but I don’t know if I should give it away. I’d like to win a Korea Finder for once, and keeping this is my pocket might seal a win for me…

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
8 years ago

The 3 words on the right in Korean are…

I
posessive
sin

Or… my sin

“Believe in me if you want to live.”

Nobody got my Greg Glassman joke.

He invented CrossFit…

…’cause Jesus is all ripped and fits on a cross. It all ties together so pefectly.

What? Too soon?

johnnyboy
johnnyboy
8 years ago

He puts the arms in Armageddon, also known as the “A-Pec-alypse.”

He puts the abs in absolution.

He puts the tone in atonement.

Eternity must have a bitching weight room.

setnaffa
setnaffa
8 years ago

James 2:19 (ESV): “You believe that God is one; you do well. Even the demons believe—and shudder!” 💡

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