Korean Survey Team Returns from Lebanon

So will the Korean government dispatch troops to Lebanon?:

South Korea has finished a field survey of Lebanon before deciding whether to contribute troops to U.N. peacekeeping forces there, government officials said Monday.

“But we need more time to consult with the relevant authorities before deciding whether to send our troops to Lebanon,” said a government official, who was one of the four members of the survey team sent to the Middle Eastern country.

Let me translate this for those of you who don’t speak Korean BS.  What this government official is really trying to say is that the Korean government really doesn’t want to send troops there, but they probably will have to since Ban Ki-moon is going to be the UN Secretary General and they want to save face for him.  So what they are trying to find is a nice peaceful area, preferably one with great internet access for Starcraft gaming, where they can base some troops who will do nothing, but it will appear that the Koreans are doing something; much like all the other UN troops in Lebanon.

I have a great recommendation for the Korean government.  How about you load up the Zaytun unit from it’s comfortable confines in peaceful Kurdistan and have them set up shop in Lebanon?