Hurry Up and Nuke Us Already!
I can’t say I agree with this letter to the Korea Times, but it did give me a good chuckle because yes, things would be so much easier if Kim Jong-il would just hurry up and nuke somebody:
 I am a citizen of the United States. It is my understanding that the North Korean president has made a threat against my country in that North Korea would launch (if capable) a nuclear-tipped missile toward the United States if we do not do what they want.
As a citizen of the United States I would welcome such action from North Korea. Simply stop talking and do it. It would make things so much easier for us since nobody in the world (aside from possibly Iran) would argue about our right to return fire upon North Korea.
There would be no need for a ground assault that can require so much military manpower and expense but rather a nuclear attack by North Korea upon the United States would allow us to respond in kind with nuclear weapons.
It is sad that North Korea would be so incapable with their limited nuclear weapons program to respond to our thousands of nuclear weapons that would could fire from our soil without having to dispatch a single aircraft or human military person.
This is the difference between how we could deal with North Korea as opposed to how we are dealing with Iraq and possibly Iran at this time.
By North Korea opening the nuclear door it would save us from having to dispatch troops from the middle east _ we could just simply respond with a much stronger nuclear response.
Please tell Kim Jong-il to stop talking and just do it so we can send a message to the world that we are NEVER going to be intimidated by this type of threat but we will ALWAYS be able to give a response thousands of times greater than any attack like this upon us.
We simply need an excuse to attack North Korea. Tell the North Korean president to stop tap dancing around like a little girl with a big mouth and be a man and … just do it. And, then find a comfortable place to tuck his head between his legs and kiss his ass goodbye.
Sincerely,
David Lee
HT: Jodi
