Top 10 Gecko’s Pickup Lines

This from Mark’s blog wouldn’t be so funny if it wasn’t so true.

10. Hey, I think I saw your name on global.
9.  Yeah, I’m thinking about teaching English here when I get out.
8.  Don’t worry, my latest HIV test came out negative.
7.  Didn’t we go to CAS3 together?
6.  So what is your branch?
5.  Baby, let’s split this joint and roll in my Daewoo!
4.  So, baby, who’s your commander?
3.  Yeah, I just did AIP (Another International Player/Playette).
2.  Don’t worry about curfew, I live off post.
1.  I’m here on TDY (Temporarily Divorced for a Year)!