Tweet of the Day: Pyongyang’s “Sanctified” Gas Pump

How I imagine it really went down:
“There was a huge line when Kim’s car tried to cut the line. Several people were openly questioning why they continue to live in squalor. The guard said “Get back in line before I shoot you like the dog you are.” Kim’s personal guards approached, rounded up the dissenters and the guard off into the wood-line and none were seen again while Kim’s car immediately was topped off.”