Picture of the Day: Pole Dancing; Korean Style

Wow, that’s pretty athletic!
The only pole dancing I saw in Korea looked like a sort of narcoleptic mime act.

Do you all want to see some REAL pole dancing?

Safe for work… but… daaaaamn, this is authentic.

http://www.wikipedy.com/images_d/polish_folk_dances.jpg

Of course, now the real question is how many pole dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb.

Q: How many pole dancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

American Answer: None. She will yell for her babydaddy to change the goddam lightbulb as soon as she comes down off the smack.

Korean Answer: None. She will just call the ajashi. Or maybe her married doctor boyfriend will do it next time he comes over to the apartment he keeps for her.

Polish Answer: Eight. One to hold the lightbulb and spin while seven others gallop around in a circle clicking their heels in 3/4 time.

African Answer: None. It won’t be an issue until electricity arrives in the villiage, which is projected to be some time in 2050 unless rebel forces manage to capture the presidential palace again, the monkeyfukk hemorrhagic fever outbreak continues, or the rival tribe cuts off everybody’s lightbulb-changing hands.

Japanese Answer: None. Electrochemical degradation resulting in catastrophic failure of LEDs is a long-term problem best reserved for a future genetation of robotic engineers to address.

Middle Eastern Answer: None. Pole dancers are beheaded after gang raape. Light bulbs are the work of the great Satan. Burning oil wells produce enough light to study the Koran.

North Korean Answer: The Entire Population. The failure of the light bulb was a call to war by the American gangster imperialists and their South Korean running dog lackey puppets. A continued blackout will protect our revolutionaries as we prepate to exterminate the sycophantic reactionaries in a rain of fire.

USFK Answer: Impossible. Pole dancing encourages prostitution and human trafficking and is counter to core values and the promotion of good order and discipline. Further, the act of “screwing” in a lightbulb through inserting a hard object by the swollen end into a tight receptical is considered a sexually-suggestive act consistant with the establish definitions of sexual harassment and in violation of our zero tolerance policies.