Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I On a very legal patch of land, We drew a brand-new line, With a Sharpie and a master plan Scribbled out in wine. No more forms, no more experts, No more facts to check, Just vibes, resolve, and confidence And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud! The greatest, some have said, A perfect nation, huge and strong, At least inside our head. We’re winning big, we always were, Despite what maps may show, Setnaffaria marches on In tweets and overflow.
Verse II With trusted friends from far away Who swear they mean us well, They loan us tanks and talking points And promise not to tell. From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods, Such generous advice! They say our freedom’s very real (Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)
Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new! Uncancelled, free, and loud, A nation built on grievances And feelings deeply proud. We’ve got the best beliefs around, The strongest truths by far, Setnaffaria shines so bright It blinds the fact-check czar.
Bridge We love free speech so very much We shout it into law, Unless you disagree with us, Then that’s a serious flaw. Courts are fake, but justice real, As long as we agree, And every loss is rigged, of course— Except our victories. Final Chorus Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer! Salute the chosen few, Where loyalty is currency And facts are optional too. So raise the flag (design TBD), And sing both near and far, Setnaffaria forever reigns— The best that never was.
Korean Person
2 hours ago
Speaking of the Setnaffarian flag, no doubt it would be heavily influenced by the Chinese and Russian flags
ChickenHead
2 hours ago
Actually, here is the real Setnaffarian flag.
It is fully inclusive, as we want to make sure there is equity and full representation for all the whiners, weirdos, and misfits we intend to oppress.
You might notice the redskins get a special place of honor, as we will be doing it from their land.
But it will be upgraded soon to include mentally challenged perverts.
What was your favorite color again?
ChickenHead
2 hours ago
Ohhh… in my excitement, I forgot to include the flag!
ChickenHead
25 minutes ago
Hahaha!
You downvoted a Pride flag, you queer-o-phobe.
I guess it makes sense, as even a libtard isn’t all into that if they were touched as a child.
Let’s start the day with the national anthem of Setnaffaria.
Song of Setnaffaria
Verse I
On a very legal patch of land,
We drew a brand-new line,
With a Sharpie and a master plan
Scribbled out in wine.
No more forms, no more experts,
No more facts to check,
Just vibes, resolve, and confidence
And a glorious flag we’ll spec.
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Loud and proud!
The greatest, some have said,
A perfect nation, huge and strong,
At least inside our head.
We’re winning big, we always were,
Despite what maps may show,
Setnaffaria marches on
In tweets and overflow.
Verse II
With trusted friends from far away
Who swear they mean us well,
They loan us tanks and talking points
And promise not to tell.
From Beijing’s scripts to Moscow’s nods,
Such generous advice!
They say our freedom’s very real
(Just don’t read the fine-print twice.)
Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Bold and new!
Uncancelled, free, and loud,
A nation built on grievances
And feelings deeply proud.
We’ve got the best beliefs around,
The strongest truths by far,
Setnaffaria shines so bright
It blinds the fact-check czar.
Bridge
We love free speech so very much
We shout it into law,
Unless you disagree with us,
Then that’s a serious flaw.
Courts are fake, but justice real,
As long as we agree,
And every loss is rigged, of course—
Except our victories.
Final Chorus
Oh Setnaffaria! Stand and cheer!
Salute the chosen few,
Where loyalty is currency
And facts are optional too.
So raise the flag (design TBD),
And sing both near and far,
Setnaffaria forever reigns—
The best that never was.
Speaking of the Setnaffarian flag, no doubt it would be heavily influenced by the Chinese and Russian flags
Actually, here is the real Setnaffarian flag.
It is fully inclusive, as we want to make sure there is equity and full representation for all the whiners, weirdos, and misfits we intend to oppress.
You might notice the redskins get a special place of honor, as we will be doing it from their land.
But it will be upgraded soon to include mentally challenged perverts.
What was your favorite color again?
Ohhh… in my excitement, I forgot to include the flag!
Hahaha!
You downvoted a Pride flag, you queer-o-phobe.
I guess it makes sense, as even a libtard isn’t all into that if they were touched as a child.