Picture of the Day: Military Convention in Seoul
Platoon Convention, a trade show for military gear, takes place at the SETEC convention center in southern Seoul on Dec. 28, 2025, drawing visitors. (Yonhap)
Platoon Convention, a trade show for military gear, takes place at the SETEC convention center in southern Seoul on Dec. 28, 2025, drawing visitors. (Yonhap)
Ode to the Seoul Military Gear Show Mannequin
Mannequins, they line the halls
They have no face and have no balls
Dressed in camo, trimmed in white
High-viz target in the night
Sashimi knife clipped to lapel
On fish and squid, will rain hell
Frag grenade on rippled rod
Foxhole fun with anal prod
Mag pouch for old Sten gun
Binoculars from world war one
Pr0n satchel with pencil rack
For field sketch and combat jack
Nearby men are standing guard
No girlfriend, look like retard
Fake rifles have orange tips
No good for shooting krauts and nips
There will be tears for weeks
Remembering these Airsoft geeks
Mannequin sad at this affair
Prefers wearing women’s underwear
Here you go, CH, the girls were really excited to put your lyrics in their mouths.
I had to remind them no photos.
https://youtu.be/Mm82BxHYvW8?si=yR_BI_gLBnPoNPSS
Sentnaffa, you have clearly won 100 internets today.