As we get closer to Christmas, be sure to tell your family and friends you care about them.
ChickenHead
4 months ago
Tell your Muslim friends this holiday season that you CAIR about them.
They will wish Isa, the 24 non-divine profit a happy birthday.
Tell them you respect Mohamed, not just because he pulled some fresh 9 year-old tail but because daaaaaamn, she had the body of a 6 year-old.
They will remind you that Jesus died for your sins but then he came back to life so the reality is that he gave up a weekend for your sins.
Say, “May your mouth be filled with pork.”
They may come after you with bullets and shoes.
Little holliday cheer in the Muslim world.
setnaffa
4 months ago
CH, I joke about everything else but not Jesus.
I work with a lot of Athiests, lapsed Catholics and Lutherans, Muslims, and Hindus (like every other Fortune 5000 IT Department). As I am 67, I have just started telling them straight out that they need to read the Bible (Romans 10:17 states faith comes from hearing the Word) and believe. Otherwise, they won’t enjoy the afterlife.
Obviously, I am polite about this; but I am sharing so they can’t say no one told them. And some might actually believe and be saved.
Setnaffa, I fully understand and agree with your thinking.
I feel if Jesus saw this joke, being that he is a pretty good guy, he would chuckle and say, “Yeah, you are technically correct there. But I can assure you first-hand that dying for your sins is not about the end result as much as it is about the process.”
At a fundemental level, Christianity is a pleasent, generous, and well-meaning ideology. It knows the difference between good-natured humor and truly bad intentions.
Islam has the monopoly on violent lack of humor and grumpy intolerance.
setnaffa
4 months ago
There does need to be joy in the journey, as some have even sung about; but putting off starting the journey has consequences…
“There was a rich man who was clothed in purple and fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day.And at his gate was laid a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores,who desired to be fed with what fell from the rich man’s table. Moreover, even the dogs came and licked his sores.The poor man died and was carried by the angels to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried,and in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham far off and Lazarus at his side.And he called out, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the end of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am in anguish in this flame.’But Abraham said, ‘Child, remember that you in your lifetime received your good things, and Lazarus in like manner bad things; but now he is comforted here, and you are in anguish.And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, in order that those who would pass from here to you may not be able, and none may cross from there to us.’And he said, ‘Then I beg you, father, to send him to my father’s house—for I have five brothers—so that he may warn them, lest they also come into this place of torment.’But Abraham said, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them hear them.’And he said, ‘No, father Abraham, but if someone goes to them from the dead, they will repent.’He said to him, ‘If they do not hear Moses and the Prophets, neither will they be convinced if someone should rise from the dead.’” Luke 16:19-31 ESV
ChickenHead
4 months ago
Yesterday’s commotion in Australia was yet another example of the wave of Right Wing Violence sweeping the world. This is why there are concrete barriers outside mosques while Christmas markets are open to both vehicle and pedestrian traffic.
Just kidding.
It was Muslims again.
Something about hating Jews. Come on, guys, don’t cause trouble at a public beach in ways better suited for a synagogue daycare center. Y’all keep that between yourselves.
And once again demonstrating that something is fundementally wrong in Australia¹, a hero (with a Muslim sounding name) rushed one of the Muslim terrorists and grabbed his rifle away from him… then pointed it at the terrorist… and then… and then… just watched the terrorist just walk away towards the other terrorist. G’day mate.
Then he waved at the cop(s) cowering behind a car and leaned the rifle against a tree.
Then got shot in the shoulder and hand by the other terrorist… or maybe by cops… unclear at the moment.
Fortunately, the government quicky announced its plan to solve this…
…with…
…wait for it…
…moar gun cOnTrOl!
Diversity is clearly their strength.
Someone asked me if I was an Islamophobe.
I pointed out that as far back as I can remeber, every single detached human head I have seen someone holding has been in the hand of a Muslim.
Goddàm right I am an Islamaphobe².
¹It might surprise everyone to learn that Australians are not cowboys down under. They still have the mentality of proceduaral little subjects of the Crown. American culture was born from political and philosophical rebellion against authority while Astralian culture was born from compliant administration by the exact same authority. And, after a couple hundred years and only a handful of generations, that all still shows.
²Since I use language as a productivity tool and not a shield for reduced cognative function, I use phobe in the correct way, meaning fear and/or avoidance rather than the moden political misuse of irrational hate.
I may fear and avoid Islam depending on the situation and everything I hate is very rational.
ChickenHead
4 months ago
Christmas came early this year.
Or maybe it was the Curse of Trump.
The noisy and anti-American Rob Reiner has been unexpectedly cut out of his current production.
Korean Person
4 months ago
It’s time again to remind ourselves of the Articles of Setnaffarism™.
Article 1 The only truth is the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™. Everything else is not true, and should not be believed. Article 2 Should others present facts that do not fit with the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™ fight vigorously against it. For if the others look over the facts and find them to be true, it will show that the world that exists only in in the world of Setnaffarism™ is not true and that the ideals of Setnaffarism™ are a sham. If necessary, call those who present the facts, “Communists” and “leftists”, and carry out vigorous personal attacks, if this helps to discredit them.
Article 3 The use of sockpuppets to inflate numbers is the key to our winning strategy. It is imperative that sockpuppets be created in order to give the illusion that the opposition is outnumbered and being attacked from all sides. Mixture of mentally deranged and mentally normal sockpuppets for balance and variety is recommended. Article 4 It is imperative that the USFK stay in South Korea forever. Oppose any efforts by the “leftists” to reduce the personnel and assets of the USFK even if those personnel and assets are not needed. Support the Korean right wing and make every efforts to increase the personnel and assets of the USFK regardless of whether they are needed or not. Article 5 It does not matter whether the Korean right are inept and corrupt, as long as they support keeping the USFK in Korea, forever. Give them your full support and look the other way when allegations of incompetence and corruption come against them. However, when it comes to “leftists” do your utmost to criticize and discredit them, since they do not support keeping the USFK in Korea forever.
Article 6 The true leader of the Americans are Xi Ji Ping and Vladimir Putin. They will herald a new era for us by turning America into the perfect world for us. Do what is needed to support them,even if it means committing high treason against the United States
Article 7 Invoke God whenever you can. Ask for and receive his forgiveness, so that you may sin again. After sinning, make sure to ask for and receive his forgiveness again.
setnaffa
4 months ago
Coupang – South Korea’s equivalent to Amazon – got hacked.
Initial disclosure indicated that 4500 customers were affected.
As we get closer to Christmas, be sure to tell your family and friends you care about them.
Tell your Muslim friends this holiday season that you CAIR about them.
They will wish Isa, the 24 non-divine profit a happy birthday.
Tell them you respect Mohamed, not just because he pulled some fresh 9 year-old tail but because daaaaaamn, she had the body of a 6 year-old.
They will remind you that Jesus died for your sins but then he came back to life so the reality is that he gave up a weekend for your sins.
Say, “May your mouth be filled with pork.”
They may come after you with bullets and shoes.
Little holliday cheer in the Muslim world.
CH, I joke about everything else but not Jesus.
I work with a lot of Athiests, lapsed Catholics and Lutherans, Muslims, and Hindus (like every other Fortune 5000 IT Department). As I am 67, I have just started telling them straight out that they need to read the Bible (Romans 10:17 states faith comes from hearing the Word) and believe. Otherwise, they won’t enjoy the afterlife.
Obviously, I am polite about this; but I am sharing so they can’t say no one told them. And some might actually believe and be saved.
Even our local tools might.
Even you might.
Try this path: Romans 3:23, Romans 5:8, Romans 6:23, Romans 8:1, Romans 10:9-10, Romans 10:13.
Merry Christmas to all.
Setnaffa, I fully understand and agree with your thinking.
I feel if Jesus saw this joke, being that he is a pretty good guy, he would chuckle and say, “Yeah, you are technically correct there. But I can assure you first-hand that dying for your sins is not about the end result as much as it is about the process.”
At a fundemental level, Christianity is a pleasent, generous, and well-meaning ideology. It knows the difference between good-natured humor and truly bad intentions.
Islam has the monopoly on violent lack of humor and grumpy intolerance.
There does need to be joy in the journey, as some have even sung about; but putting off starting the journey has consequences…
“There was a rich man who was clothed in purple and fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day.And at his gate was laid a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores,who desired to be fed with what fell from the rich man’s table. Moreover, even the dogs came and licked his sores.The poor man died and was carried by the angels to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried,and in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham far off and Lazarus at his side.And he called out, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the end of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am in anguish in this flame.’But Abraham said, ‘Child, remember that you in your lifetime received your good things, and Lazarus in like manner bad things; but now he is comforted here, and you are in anguish.And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, in order that those who would pass from here to you may not be able, and none may cross from there to us.’And he said, ‘Then I beg you, father, to send him to my father’s house—for I have five brothers—so that he may warn them, lest they also come into this place of torment.’But Abraham said, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them hear them.’And he said, ‘No, father Abraham, but if someone goes to them from the dead, they will repent.’He said to him, ‘If they do not hear Moses and the Prophets, neither will they be convinced if someone should rise from the dead.’” Luke 16:19-31 ESV
Yesterday’s commotion in Australia was yet another example of the wave of Right Wing Violence sweeping the world. This is why there are concrete barriers outside mosques while Christmas markets are open to both vehicle and pedestrian traffic.
Just kidding.
It was Muslims again.
Something about hating Jews. Come on, guys, don’t cause trouble at a public beach in ways better suited for a synagogue daycare center. Y’all keep that between yourselves.
And once again demonstrating that something is fundementally wrong in Australia¹, a hero (with a Muslim sounding name) rushed one of the Muslim terrorists and grabbed his rifle away from him… then pointed it at the terrorist… and then… and then… just watched the terrorist just walk away towards the other terrorist. G’day mate.
Then he waved at the cop(s) cowering behind a car and leaned the rifle against a tree.
Then got shot in the shoulder and hand by the other terrorist… or maybe by cops… unclear at the moment.
Fortunately, the government quicky announced its plan to solve this…
…with…
…wait for it…
…moar gun cOnTrOl!
Diversity is clearly their strength.
Someone asked me if I was an Islamophobe.
I pointed out that as far back as I can remeber, every single detached human head I have seen someone holding has been in the hand of a Muslim.
Goddàm right I am an Islamaphobe².
¹It might surprise everyone to learn that Australians are not cowboys down under. They still have the mentality of proceduaral little subjects of the Crown. American culture was born from political and philosophical rebellion against authority while Astralian culture was born from compliant administration by the exact same authority. And, after a couple hundred years and only a handful of generations, that all still shows.
²Since I use language as a productivity tool and not a shield for reduced cognative function, I use phobe in the correct way, meaning fear and/or avoidance rather than the moden political misuse of irrational hate.
I may fear and avoid Islam depending on the situation and everything I hate is very rational.
Christmas came early this year.
Or maybe it was the Curse of Trump.
The noisy and anti-American Rob Reiner has been unexpectedly cut out of his current production.
It’s time again to remind ourselves of the Articles of Setnaffarism™.
Article 1
The only truth is the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™. Everything else is not true, and should not be believed.
Article 2
Should others present facts that do not fit with the world that exists only in the world of Setnaffarism™ fight vigorously against it.
For if the others look over the facts and find them to be true, it will show that the world that exists only in in the world of Setnaffarism™ is not true and that the ideals of Setnaffarism™ are a sham.
If necessary, call those who present the facts, “Communists” and “leftists”, and carry out vigorous personal attacks, if this helps to discredit them.
Article 3
The use of sockpuppets to inflate numbers is the key to our winning strategy.
It is imperative that sockpuppets be created in order to give the illusion that the opposition is outnumbered and being attacked from all sides.
Mixture of mentally deranged and mentally normal sockpuppets for balance and variety is recommended.
Article 4
It is imperative that the USFK stay in South Korea forever.
Oppose any efforts by the “leftists” to reduce the personnel and assets of the USFK even if those personnel and assets are not needed.
Support the Korean right wing and make every efforts to increase the personnel and assets of the USFK regardless of whether they are needed or not.
Article 5
It does not matter whether the Korean right are inept and corrupt, as long as they support keeping the USFK in Korea, forever.
Give them your full support and look the other way when allegations of incompetence and corruption come against them.
However, when it comes to “leftists” do your utmost to criticize and discredit them, since they do not support keeping the USFK in Korea forever.
Article 6
The true leader of the Americans are Xi Ji Ping and Vladimir Putin.
They will herald a new era for us by turning America into the perfect world for us.
Do what is needed to support them,even if it means committing high treason against the United States
Article 7
Invoke God whenever you can.
Ask for and receive his forgiveness, so that you may sin again.
After sinning, make sure to ask for and receive his forgiveness again.
Coupang – South Korea’s equivalent to Amazon – got hacked.
Initial disclosure indicated that 4500 customers were affected.
This number has since been updated to 34 million.
https://archive.is/GS4lg (WSJ) (archive site)
Babylon bee is a national treasure.