North Korea Confirms that Kim Jong-un Cannot Bend Space and Time
Just in case anyone was wondering:
The official newspaper of North Korea has denied that the regime’s leaders can magically bend time and space, putting to bed a long tradition used to idolise the mystical powers of Kim Jong-un and former leader Kim Jong-il.
In the latest sign that the secretive regime is turning away from myth-making about its leaders, the Rodong Sinmun newspaper this week denied that the Kim family are masters of “chukjibeop”, a method of folding space and travelling great distances in a short period of time.
Chukjibeop is one of the myths that has been used by the North to deify its leaders.
The newspaper, the organ of the North’s ruling party, said: “In realistic terms, a person cannot suddenly disappear and reappear by folding space.”
On Thursday, an official at South Korea’s unification ministry said that the current regime’s trend of demystification is “noteworthy”.
“It appears to stress patriotism and love for the people rather than mystification of the leaders,” the official told Yonhap news agency.
The Telegraph
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Kim cannot bend space and time…but he sure can crush it!
OR!! They CAN and this is just a misdirection to catch us with our guard down…
He is either dead or very sick. This is basically saying that the Mythology around the Kim family installed in the past 70 years is false by the state media itself. Wow.
Sorry, folks; but according to the Theory of Relativity, something as massive as he is absolutely does bend space and time.