North Korea Says Joe Biden “Must be Beaten to Death with a Stick”

Joe Biden for whatever reason has drawn the ire of North Korea:

Joe Biden

“Anyone who dare slanders the dignity of the supreme leadership of the D.P.R.K, can never spare the D.P.R.K’s merciless punishment whoever and wherever,” said the North Korean statement, referring to the country by its formal name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

“Rabid dogs like Baiden can hurt lots of people if they are allowed to run about. They must be beaten to death with a stick, before it is too late,” it said.

It wasn’t immediately clear which of Biden’s comments provoked North Korea’s anger. The Democrat has accused Trump of cozying up to “dictators and tyrants” and has been highly critical of his summitry with Kim, calling the meetings “three made-for-TV summits.”

Associated Press

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Comfortable.chairs
Comfortable.chairs
6 years ago

The critical piece I see is “a stick.” He shouldn’t be beaten with a pipe or a bat or a rock or your bare fists, but only with a stick, lest you incur the NorK’s wrath, too!

Doug
Doug
6 years ago

Well I finally agree with North Korea

setnaffa
setnaffa
6 years ago

Does it have to be a nork stick? Or can we use locally-sourced sticks? Also, can they be partially or totally finished? I mean some people might consider an axe handle a type of stick.

Just for the record, that is. I am not interested in beating anyone with anything.

rocket man
rocket man
6 years ago

Setnaffa, the stick only needs to be big!

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
6 years ago

A locally-sourced, free range, conflict free, fair labor, free trade, probiotic, carbon-neutral stick is what I would recommend.

Funny thing is all the “Trump has no experience”, “Trump is rude”, “Trump is crazy”, “Trump has no idea how to be a diplomat”, “etc.”…

…yet Trump has done at least as well as any other president… and appears to have the best chance for actual results.

…and NK isn’t pushing for him to be beat with a stick. That is a good sign, right?

Flyingsword
Flyingsword
6 years ago

Does the stick have gluten in it, did it come from a tree grown near peanuts, and is it lactose free?

setnaffa
setnaffa
6 years ago

Rocketman, if Bidet is nominated, “Trump’s stick” will be yuge. And probably wielded by illegal immigrants who contributed to the DNC.

Of course, in this instance, by “stick” I am referring to a variably-sized military unit, a group of essentially air-mobile commandos like those used against communists in various African Bush Wars or the law enforcement teams like CAMP in Northern California. Snufflin’ Joe should not have been sniffing those Hispanic girls in front of their male relatives.

CH, it might be that the DeePerkistanis are under the impression that this will make Trump like them more.

Or it may be that the Bidet Clique got Chinese money that they think should have gone to Pyongyang community organizers.

MTB Rider
MTB Rider
6 years ago

I would recommend a “nice piece of hickory”
https://youtu.be/wiPK3Ij6QMQ

J6Junkie
J6Junkie
6 years ago

I hope it’s made of mystical wood from Baekdusan.

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