The CIA Believes Kim Jong-un Will Not Give Up His Nukes, But Does Want US Fast Food
Maybe this what the dispute was really about in regards to almost having the summit cancelled, not denuclearization, but agreeing on what burger joint to put in North Korea: 😉
A new CIA intelligence assessment concludes North Korea has no plans to relinquish its nuclear weapons program even though denuclearization is the centerpiece of the summit tentatively planned for next month, NBC News reported Tuesday.
But North Korean leader Kim Jong Un may be willing to bring a U.S. burger outlet to Pyongyang as a show of good faith, the assessment suggests. [USA Today]
You can read more at the link, but if a US fast food joint it opened up next to Kim Jong-un’s palace that may end up shortening his life expectancy considering his already extreme weight.
That’s some deep, undercover detective work there….
CIA Assassins Ronald McDonald, Carl Junior, and Wendy standing by…
I heard it was always Johnny Walker and Jim Beam acting in place of James Bond in Russia.
Lol Setnaffa 😆
I also heard The Colonel (AKA Secret Spice) and The King (AKA The Flamebroiler) were busy in undisclosed Middle East operations…
Hardee was still trying to get out of the Box Jack put him in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7kgL86x5Tc
So, are the North Koreans serious about denuclearization? Nah, of course not:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/satellite-images-show-north-korea-scrubbed-nuclear-test-site-before-unilaterally-destroying-it/
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
~MacBeth
All visuals, no substance. They ain’t giving up sh*t…
Given the US published photos of rocketboy in a top secret place, I think the preemptive strike might be something that takes out a room or less…
And it will probably look like an accident…
McDonalds will probably be the first to open there. Fatty wouldn’t take anything less than a Triple Big Mac and fries.