ZKim Jong Il to Teach at Yale?

Thank God this guy isn’t in charge of US foreign policy:

Zirkle has sought to call attention to his low-budget campaign with a series of news conferences and startling statements.

On Thursday, Zirkle suggested the unification of North and South Korea and giving North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il 60 days in which to abdicate or face the threat of a unified invasion by the United States and China.

To get the North Korean leader to agree to abdication, Zirkle suggested tempting him with international amnesty for his crimes — and the offer of a professorship at either Beijing University or Yale University.

Kim Jong Il might be more tempted by a professorship at Columbia or Berkeley.  He would be treated like a rock star there.  Would his course be called,  Jucheology 101.

Hat Tip: Party Pooper