Ville Memories: Juicy Girls and Snowballs

The funniest fight I ever saw in the ville has to be this alteracation that happened a few years back. Like the beginning to any good military story, “there I was” buying a kebab from the Turkish kebab stand at the Dongducheon ville. I’m pretty sure it was December, but it was winter and it was snowing very heavily that night. A number of Philippina juicy girls were out in front of their clubs checking out the falling snow. For many of them it was probably the first snow that they had ever seen. Anyway I’m standing there waiting for my kebab and suddenly from the corner of my eye I see this snowball fly through the air and smash a juicy girl in the back of the head standing in front of the New World Club. Absolutely a perfect shot.

Apparently some GI standing behind these other juicy girls who I think were standing in front of the Comet Club, threw the snowball that hit the juicy girl and fled, but the New World Club juicy girls thought the Comet Club juicy girls had thrown the snowball. Next thing you know there was a bunch of yelling in Tagalog and then the snowballs started flying. Before you know it there was a Braveheart charge from the New World juicies towards the snowball wielding Comet juicies.

Let me tell there are few funnier sights in the world than watching half naked juicy girls throwing snowballs and fighting in their super high heel shoes and slipping and falling all over the place on the ice. The ajummas eventually came out of their clubs and started yelling at the girls to go back into their clubs. The girls started going back into their clubs, but by this time a crowd had started to build to watch the fight. Some GIs started booing and then someone started throwing snowballs at the ajummas. The ajummas were pissed and started cursing and ran back into their clubs. That was by far the funniest fight I have ever seen.

The whole time I’m sure the guy that threw that first snowball was laughing his ass off even more than we were.