Tweet of the Day: Tourism Opportunity in North Korea?
Because nothing bad has ever happened to tourists who visited North Korea, and it's absolutely guaranteed that nothing bad will ever happen to those who visit in the future. https://t.co/cKBrbnTAnU
— John Lee (The Korean Foreigner) (@koreanforeigner) July 18, 2018
Just stay on the correct path at the resort, otherwise you will force the nK guards to shoot you.
Commie Moon chomping at the bit to get dollars up to Fatty.