I am a US military veteran that has served all over the world to include in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Korea. I have been blogging about Korea, Northeast Asia, and the US military for over 10 years.


  1. I have something she can climb…

    …the Jeddah Tower of Power, the Olympus Mons of Meat, the Warsaw Radio Mast of Blast.

    Note to Smokes: the sign at the entrance clearly states “No Ladyboys Past This Point”… followed by “Please Direct Yourself to Smoke’s Hobbit Hole of Jokes”.

  2. Hmmm.

    I think you are right. I made a hasty assumption of zer gender.

    …but on the plus side, if ze looks like that, I will self-identify as straight no matter what gender ze is and call it a night.

  3. Some folks would like a shot at that… Me, I’d just put it back in uniform and ship it to Raqqa…

  4. “Some folks would like a shot at that”

    I think I would need a lot of shots before I even thought about a shot at that….

  5. johnnyboy, I’m referring to folks who, last I checked, preferred a 7mm Remington Magnum at 200+ meters for hunting folks who sell out National Security for any reason. I won’t assume what kind of shot you meant.

    I don’t have firearms, just friends who do (and grumble about “the way things used to be”).

  6. “I won’t assume what kind of shot you meant.”

    Good. For a second I thought you were assuming the viability of my potential gender-fluid drunken hookups. I almost REEEEEEEEEEEE’d.

  7. evil It would appear I’m 3days 16hours late to this party…

    First off CH how you gonna throw that junk at me when you’re wanting that man-faced, beef-shoulder’ed, gritty-handed all up on your turkey thermometer?

    Secondly that pic.. is that f-wad? Man f that convict. An embarrassment to the military, the LBGT(abcdef..) community, and the nation. Even if f-wad had a cancerous heart attack while driving and ended up a lifeless pulp wrapped around a boulder off the highway it still isn’t enough.

    Thirdly.. uhh… I forgot.

  8. Who the F transitions to female to look like a butch version of Ellen? F that f’ing piece of 5h11t.

  9. Smokes, one of Obama’s parting gifts to America was to release zir from prision.

    Zi is now free to hit the dating scene.

    Come on, Smokes, you know you would hate-fůck that like the fist of an angry State Department…

    …grab a handfull of that hair and yell, “So you like releasing secrets? I got a secret to release in you, bítch!”

    P.S. let me fix that for you… turkey baster, not turkey thermometer

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