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ChickenHead
ChickenHead
6 years ago

I have something she can climb…

…the Jeddah Tower of Power, the Olympus Mons of Meat, the Warsaw Radio Mast of Blast.

Note to Smokes: the sign at the entrance clearly states “No Ladyboys Past This Point”… followed by “Please Direct Yourself to Smoke’s Hobbit Hole of Jokes”.

setnaffa
setnaffa
Reply to  ChickenHead
6 years ago

Did you just assume xer gender? /s

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
6 years ago

Hmmm.

I think you are right. I made a hasty assumption of zer gender.

…but on the plus side, if ze looks like that, I will self-identify as straight no matter what gender ze is and call it a night.

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
6 years ago

This little hottie is now available… former military and likes Lady Gaga.

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setnaffa
setnaffa
Reply to  ChickenHead
6 years ago

Some folks would like a shot at that… Me, I’d just put it back in uniform and ship it to Raqqa…

johnnyboy
johnnyboy
Reply to  setnaffa
6 years ago

“Some folks would like a shot at that”

I think I would need a lot of shots before I even thought about a shot at that….

setnaffa
setnaffa
Reply to  johnnyboy
6 years ago

johnnyboy, I’m referring to folks who, last I checked, preferred a 7mm Remington Magnum at 200+ meters for hunting folks who sell out National Security for any reason. I won’t assume what kind of shot you meant.

I don’t have firearms, just friends who do (and grumble about “the way things used to be”).

johnnyboy
johnnyboy
Reply to  setnaffa
6 years ago

“I won’t assume what kind of shot you meant.”

Good. For a second I thought you were assuming the viability of my potential gender-fluid drunken hookups. I almost REEEEEEEEEEEE’d.

Smokes
Smokes
6 years ago

👿 It would appear I’m 3days 16hours late to this party…

First off CH how you gonna throw that junk at me when you’re wanting that man-faced, beef-shoulder’ed, gritty-handed all up on your turkey thermometer?

Secondly that pic.. is that f-wad? Man f that convict. An embarrassment to the military, the LBGT(abcdef..) community, and the nation. Even if f-wad had a cancerous heart attack while driving and ended up a lifeless pulp wrapped around a boulder off the highway it still isn’t enough.

Thirdly.. uhh… I forgot.

Smokes
Smokes
Reply to  ChickenHead
6 years ago

Who the F transitions to female to look like a butch version of Ellen? F that f’ing piece of 5h11t.

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
6 years ago

Smokes, one of Obama’s parting gifts to America was to release zir from prision.

Zi is now free to hit the dating scene.

Come on, Smokes, you know you would hate-fůck that like the fist of an angry State Department…

…grab a handfull of that hair and yell, “So you like releasing secrets? I got a secret to release in you, bítch!”

P.S. let me fix that for you… turkey baster, not turkey thermometer

setnaffa
setnaffa
Reply to  Smokes
6 years ago

No. Under no circumstances do that. 😯

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